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thewingedoctopus and I saw a lot of potential hints in this poster, so we compiled a post about them!
General character observations:
Angela has three breasts, while if you look closely, Evan has ectrodactyly, or “lobster hands.”
There’s also a shadow coming from outside of the tent. The last time there was a shadow in an American Horror Story poster it was Thredson, so that shadow is most likely the killer of the season.
There are also two men having a picnic in the background, and there’s definitely something strange about them, though we can’t place it.
Placement of characters and alignments:
The general placement of characters could potentially show which alignments they’ll have.
At first glance, it looks like Michael and Evan are just holding up the plank. But when you look closer, you’ll see that the opening of the tent forms a fulcrum and the plank becomes a balanced seesaw. On the left side of the seesaw are Denis, Kathy, and Michael. On the ride side are Angela, Franny, and Evan. These people are likely to be allies in the show. (This also makes sense because Kathy wouldn’t like Angela because Kathy is Michael’s ex-wife and Angela married Michael.)
However, Sarah is above all of this, with Bette and Dot pointing to opposite sides of the seesaw. This may be a sign that Bette and Dot are going to be fighting for opposite sides.
Sarah’s position is also reminiscent of the sword of Damocles. Like the sword hanging from a fringed rope above Damocles’ head, Sarah is hanging on a fringed rope. (Given that Sarah is also high up, she may die of a falling accident.)
The characters are placed on levels of one, four, and three, but we’re not sure what that means.
Jess’ arms are hidden, which could mean that something will happen to her arms. Her boa is also wrapped around Michael, which could mean that she either kills him (strangling?) or he’s engaged in an affair with her.
Hands being hidden may also be a sign of ulterior motives. Jess, Denis, and Franny are all hiding their hands in different ways. Jess and Denis are holding their hands behind their back while Franny’s are gloved and she’s holding them nervously.
Gloves may be indicative of more guilt, given that gloves are associated with hiding fingerprints, and (along with her nervous gesture) that may point to Franny being the clown killer. This doesn’t interfere with the shadow outside, either, because we aren’t meant to know Franny is the killer.
Hints in color scheme:
We’re not sure what exactly these colors mean, but there are similarities that are too strange to be overlooked.
- Michael and Angela switched belts
- Sarah, Evan, and Franny have the same color scheme
- Angela and Jess have the same color scheme
- Michael, Kathy, and Denis have the same color scheme
- Kathy and Sarah are both wearing headbands, while Fran and Jess both have bows/flowers though that doesn’t HAVE to mean anything
- Angela has different colored beads, which may indicate her being in two different factions? We’re not sure if this one is just a costume decision or a hint
- The patterns behind the two girls balancing (forming the pillars) overlap their legs
i’m not like other girls u know……sometimes im like na na na…then sometimes im like yeah yeah yeah……
No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.
they’re trying to set us free
I’ve watched this at least 200 times
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I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G
jesus wants in on a threesome
can you imagine
if google just disappeared from the internet
and then we couldn’t google what happened to it
because google was gone
It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
this is why we need google
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